one! [PHONE]

[telepervtation]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Unnacceptable! Absolutely unnacceptable! I can't be expected to use this- this- archiac- barbaric piece of junk to communicate. It's heavy and unwieldy- it isn't even cordless! Have we traveled back to the dark ages?

Furthermore, my power has disappeared. Something is going on here, and it smells rotten.

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[1_21jigawatts]

[Surprise? Fuck surprise.]

KUROKO! You're going to give people the wrong idea!!

[telepervtation]

[Oh how forward.]

What idea do you mean, Onee-sama?

[1_21jigawatts]

I'm not going to spell it out for you.

[telepervtation]

There's nothing wrong with a heartfelt embrace between dear friends.

[phone]

[flameyedhunter]

As a matter of fact, you sort of have. You'll just have to deal with it.

[Shana is so nice.]

[phone]

[telepervtation]

Will I? How kind of you to ease my plight in such a welcoming way.

[flameyedhunter]

You just have to accept reality for what it is, is all.

That being said I am sorry you're here, I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

[telepervtation]

...I am oddly not comforted by the sentiment.

[aliensinyour]

--Calm down a minute! First of all, who's this Onee-sama?

[telepervtation]

I am not panicked, I am disgusted.

[BUT SINCE YOU ASKED ABOUT ONEE-SAMA-]

She is none other than Misaka Mikoto, the ace of Tokiwadai, the third most powerful Level 5 esper of Academy City! The beautiful and deadly Railgun!

[aliensinyour]

--Oh, you're a friend from home? I guess she'll be happy to see you.... Although it's good for you to be in a place like this.

[telepervtation]

We're roommates, as a matter of fact. We sleep in the same bed occasionally. For comfort.

Who are you? And what do you mean by that?

[jusenkyoed]

[...]

That wasn't creepy or anythin'.

[telepervtation]

Of course it wasn't.

[jusenkyoed]

...sarcasm's lost on you, isn't it? Or is that sorta thing normal for you.

[telepervtation]

What sort of thing?

[plantenough]

[What is that awful screeching noise. Viktoria is searching the house for what sounds like a murder in progress and instead finds... oh joy, a new child in the house.

Have a death glare, Kuroko.]

[telepervtation]

[Two can employ the death glare, she-beast. Except Kuroko really doesn't know why she's glaring so hers doesn't last quite as long. More like a knee-jerk reaction.]

This would be your house, then?

[plantenough]

Did you awaken here? It is now your house as well.

[Unfortunately, she thinks to herself.]

[telepervtation]

In name only. I've made other arrangements. But we should still introduce ourselves, of course. My name is Kuroko Shirai.