one! [PHONE]

[telepervtation]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Unnacceptable! Absolutely unnacceptable! I can't be expected to use this- this- archiac- barbaric piece of junk to communicate. It's heavy and unwieldy- it isn't even cordless! Have we traveled back to the dark ages?

Furthermore, my power has disappeared. Something is going on here, and it smells rotten.

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[sexy_beams]

...Now there's some interesting prioritization...

[telepervtation]

First thing's first, as they say.

[sexy_beams]

Of course, the odds of your whatever being here are pretty low!

[telepervtation]

And yet, I have annihilated those odds.

Onee-sama is here.

[angelgressor]

[ Someone else from a more advanced Earth...? ]

How superior is your technology compared to these antique phones?

[telepervtation]

[YOU BET.]

It's pointless to even compare them at all. They are practically different species.

[angelgressor]

Different species? Are you from Earth? An Earth?

[telepervtation]

...Of course I am.

[divine_ace]

[ Nothing abnormal about this post. Nothing at all. ]

It's nice that you're so concerned for your friend.

[telepervtation]

[WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS THE MOST NORMAL POST EVER.]

Finally someone who understands! Her welfare is of great importance to me.

[divine_ace]

That's sweet. Is she here?

[telepervtation]

Yes, she is! Her name is Misaka Mikoto.