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[tell_oconnor]

Tell the truth about something you usually lie about.

Well, that's kinda easy.

Contrary to popular belief, I don't actually spend most of my time looking up at space through telescopes. Instead, I spend the good part of every year living there! And seriously, you guys, all you folks back on Earth, you have absolutely no idea

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[elise_mayday]

... that was you?

Good lord Tell, how many of those evil potatoes did you have?

[tell_oconnor]

If anybody asks, I don't remember a thing.

... I was hungry, okay?

[elise_mayday]

Fine by me. Particularly given I was fairly certain up until just now that at least some of that was me...

It was the mashed potatoes, wasn't it? I distinctly remember saying you didn't need that many, but you insisted you did because you wanted to build a potato volcano; it'd be fine, you assured me, when I expressed my concerns that you were wasting food, you would definitely eat it all in the end.

[tell_oconnor]

Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I'm fairly sure I wasn't alone with the shirt thing. Something about boosting the citywide morale by reassigning all items of male clothing to an undisclosed offworld location...

In my defence, I did keep my word. And it was an excellent potato volcano.