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zach_wallace October 1 2006, 08:59:56 UTC
... Kirsten Dunst!?

If I say I find her attractive, does that make me narcissistic?

... I will never hear the end of this.

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tell_oconnor October 1 2006, 09:19:39 UTC
I certainly wouldn't count on it happening any time soon, Zelda.

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omgmynailpolish October 1 2006, 22:11:39 UTC
But, Tell! None of those people are as pretty as me!

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adam_donovan October 1 2006, 22:44:55 UTC
Oh, Estelle! This is perfect! Now we can finally find out who is going to play who in the movie about us!

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zach_wallace October 1 2006, 22:58:29 UTC
This is so far from perfect it really isn't funny.

I am *not* going to be played by Kirsten Dunst!

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adam_donovan October 1 2006, 23:27:06 UTC
Well, perhaps some things need a bit of tweaking. For instance, you could be played by Ethan Hawke, and Kirsten Dunst could play your sister (who needs rescuing from the horrid Wraith!).

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zach_wallace October 2 2006, 00:07:27 UTC
... but I don't have a sister.

And even if I did have one, I certainly wouldn't tell you about her. ... um, no offense. It's just, you know, when it comes to my purely hypothetical sister who will not be played by Kirsten Dunst in a purely hypothetical movie, I'm very protective.

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capt_stackhouse October 2 2006, 00:28:15 UTC
Am I to believe that, according to this, four out of five times I look like a girly-guy? One of those punsy little Hollywood kind who spend their life talking and singing like Michael Jackson, wearing their hearts on their sleeves?

The only almost acceptable answer would be Robert Downey Jr. Even that's amazingly insulting. The moment you'd set any of those guys out on a mission, they'd probably all squeal like girls, too.

Also - Jared Leto? That stupidly young, idiotic I-got-my-fame-out-of-dating-famous-ditzy-blondes?! Another thing - what kind of a man doesn't eat meat?!

I'm going to try very, very hard not to continue my rant here, but I hope you're all aware that I'm not happy about this.

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elise_mayday October 2 2006, 00:32:18 UTC
Hmph. Well at least no one said you looked like Buffy.

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capt_stackhouse October 2 2006, 00:41:38 UTC
Nothing could've kicked me in the guts harder.

Actually, kinda glad I'm not Kavanagh, Wallace or Addison.

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elise_mayday October 2 2006, 02:43:01 UTC
I would imagine you're 'kinda' glad you're not Dr. Kavanagh the majority of the time, Tim. I know I certainly am.

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