Well, perhaps some things need a bit of tweaking. For instance, you could be played by Ethan Hawke, and Kirsten Dunst could play your sister (who needs rescuing from the horrid Wraith!).
And even if I did have one, I certainly wouldn't tell you about her. ... um, no offense. It's just, you know, when it comes to my purely hypothetical sister who will not be played by Kirsten Dunst in a purely hypothetical movie, I'm very protective.
Am I to believe that, according to this, four out of five times I look like a girly-guy? One of those punsy little Hollywood kind who spend their life talking and singing like Michael Jackson, wearing their hearts on their sleeves?
The only almost acceptable answer would be Robert Downey Jr. Even that's amazingly insulting. The moment you'd set any of those guys out on a mission, they'd probably all squeal like girls, too.
Also - Jared Leto? That stupidly young, idiotic I-got-my-fame-out-of-dating-famous-ditzy-blondes?! Another thing - what kind of a man doesn't eat meat?!
I'm going to try very, very hard not to continue my rant here, but I hope you're all aware that I'm not happy about this.
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If I say I find her attractive, does that make me narcissistic?
... I will never hear the end of this.
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I am *not* going to be played by Kirsten Dunst!
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And even if I did have one, I certainly wouldn't tell you about her. ... um, no offense. It's just, you know, when it comes to my purely hypothetical sister who will not be played by Kirsten Dunst in a purely hypothetical movie, I'm very protective.
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The only almost acceptable answer would be Robert Downey Jr. Even that's amazingly insulting. The moment you'd set any of those guys out on a mission, they'd probably all squeal like girls, too.
Also - Jared Leto? That stupidly young, idiotic I-got-my-fame-out-of-dating-famous-ditzy-blondes?! Another thing - what kind of a man doesn't eat meat?!
I'm going to try very, very hard not to continue my rant here, but I hope you're all aware that I'm not happy about this.
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Actually, kinda glad I'm not Kavanagh, Wallace or Addison.
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