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Sep 27, 2005 20:40

Ahahahaha apes i finally found the lyrics on the net...



Make it like the famous country singer
Or that guy that's in a fight on "Jerry Springer"
Clean me up but let me keep my edge
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night, you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn cuz I am what I am
Even if if it's really, really bad

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one, too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do

Go ahead and buzz around the ears
I've been growing that one right back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really, really
Even if it's really, really bad

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one, too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do

Make it short in front and long in back [ten times]

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one, too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do

If the top is short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the bad boy club
But don't you lay a finger on my ponytail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me
Some magic crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse
I just call it fighting with your dad

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one, too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do

I've got a Norco Neckwarmer, yes I do
They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Norco and get one, too
You'll have a Norco Neckwarmer like I do

I've got Hockey Hair, yes I do
They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Canada and get one, too
And then you'll have Hockey Hair like I do

I've got Achy Breaky Hair, yes I do
They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Nashville and get one, too
And you'll have Achy Breaky Hair like I do

I've got a Mullet, yes I do
They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Hoboken and get one, too
And then you'll have a Mullet like I do

I've got Forbidden Hair, yes I do
They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Florida and get one, too
And then you'll have Forbidden Hair like I do

I've got a Shawl, yes I do
They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Europe and get one, too
And then you'll have a Shawl like I do

I've got Josh Freese hair, yes I do
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