ORDER, ORDER IN THE COURT!renoldswrapfoilAugust 12 2005, 21:01:53 UTC
Hey, I do want to be friends. YOU took me off your friends list. I think we both need to calm down some and look at this rationally. First, we'll take a look at the defendant's side. Defendant had a beer (1/2), but told you they didn't. Defendant pleads guilty. Defendant admits that she was wrong and apologizes. One million and forty three times. Now for a look at the plaintiff's story. Plaintiff was hurt that Defendant told fib. Plaintiff expresses these feelings... VERY plainly. Plaintiff refuses to accept all one million forty three apologies. Now both Plaintiff and Defendant lose. The jury has made its decision. Defendant guilty as charged. However, his honor Judge F*ckface suggests that Plaintiff and Defendant sit down and talk about the events which brought them here, because Plaintiff can clear Defendant of all charges. And then Defendant wouln't have to go to jail and Plaintiff and Defendant could be friends all over again. Not to mention all the money saved on criminal defense lawyers.
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I can't help it gosh-
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