is scheduled for July 4th, 2007!

yeah, I'm a geek...

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Canada!? I thought she didn't have a chance against the other finalists... who would've thought?

http://maps.google.com

click on satellite on the top right... zoom and scroll to your hearts delight! you know you wanna look up your house...

my... I never knew how many of my neighbors had swimming pools...

another year older... another year wiser... another year fatter... another year closer to dying... bahahaha

growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional... =Þ

you will be mine...


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An asian guy goes into a bank trying to exchange Hong Kong dollars for Canadian dollars and asks the teller:
"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollah - today I get a hunat eighty?"
The teller says - "fluctuations"
The asian guy says "fluc you white guys too!"

stain-defender pants are the greatest invention ever made... period.

umm... I haven't updated in like, AGES! but rest assured I'm always lurking around the murky confines that is livejournal ( Read more... )