Horoscopes and Good Fortunes

[tellnickno]

My housemate has these chinese fortune stick things. Where you make a wish as you shake a cup full of them, eventually with far too much effort a stick will fly out (in my case, many sticks), you then match the number on the stick to this book of fortunes and advice. They're everything you'd wish the hunched over chinese man on the street would

Comments

[professor_ping]

Yeah! Fuckin' A!

....but..... maybe you're wishing wrong. I mean, like, being to specific or something and that's why it won't come true? Maybe it's just me, but I think it's sort of wrong when people pray the catholic way (eg - "Please let me win the lottery, and I want a pony and a tugboat and Brad Pitt....") rather than the transcendentalist way (eg - "Guide me to the path the Universe has deemed most beneficial for me and those around me. Let my actions coincide with the greatest good I can accomplish," etc.).

Bah, whatever.

You're picky. ;)

[tellnickno]

I agree with you, but I assure you my wishes are nondescript and towards the latter you described. Don't go flattering yourself thinking your name is ever included.. ;)

and you're needy! :p

[capi_tan]

I called you at 4:30 and you said you were sleeping!

[melaniedementia]

hahahahaha

hey matt, where's the next dharma video? i'm waaaaaaiting

[yogurtkiller]

That's because it's Chinese and them chinks value hard work over floofy stuff like love.

Also the career section of horoscopes is probably because so many people settle for working a job they hate and want whatever witchcraft they can get for someone to tell them it'll be over and they'll have time to do stuff they like and still make money.

Hehehe

[asteriskk]

Goul.