I've decided that I'm probably a pilgrim except backwards and side into the older world instead of the new. Didn't my other world sink? I thought I was swimming with the whales and nestled in the belly of one for awhile but then I wake up in a tree log and my arms wrapped around my butter churn ( Read more... )

I found myself a large tree with a nice and convenient hole inside. I would read 207 Simple Recipes to Cook Mongoose but it is dark and I there is no electrical socket in this tree. Maybe the shine of the computer light will suffice ( Read more... )

This one time back in 1843 or so, I came across this field where all the grasshoppers ate hay and their eyes would bulge as their teeth gnashed and munched. I leaned closer and saw a bit of blue and it was a little minotaur with a tiny calico blue bonnet - horns stuck out of its little head, you see, and it chirped ( Read more... )

Hello. It appears that I have returned.