god damn!! im gonna have a fucking lesbian exam now ( Read more... )

Who says that you cant learn anything from watching porn?
Here we list 15 things that you should notice, which according to the porn industry is hard facts....

1. Women always wear high heels
2. Every guy got a really huge dick
3. Women does not need more than 10 secs of oralsex to get an orgasm
4. If a woman is caught masturbating, she not stale ( Read more... )

I was writing a post yesterday, drunk and happy ( Read more... )

ack...this has been a lesbian day for sure ( Read more... )

ahh well well
im sitting here, its 01.54 oclock and im so tierd my eyes hurts!
This weekend has been pretty good, iv met new and cool ppl, and iv seen one of my favorite band live, namely Exmortem. If you ever have a chance to check em out, do so!!!
theyr drummer totally rocks

this girl is sweeeeeet, we went swimming outside today. it was so ( Read more... )

I TRIED MARENS POCKETS!!!!!! :) you cant even fit a 1kr coin in those ( Read more... )

Methadone vs morphine

I weaken all men for hours each day.
I show you strange visions while you are away.
I take you by night, by day take you back, none suffer to have me,
but do from my lack.
What am I?

:D__\,__|

Did anyone see the Maria Magdalena video on tv2 ???? (friday 19.20 ( Read more... )

I just came back from my Scandinavia trip :D Its a good thing to travel to other countries when you live in south norway, its so fucking expensive down here! Actually...its fucking gay ( Read more... )