random silliness
Here are some snippits from conversations I had today. My friends are such fun kids to talk to. . . =]
Me & Shane
StealthySquirr3L: im so bored
StealthySquirr3L: tell me a story?
xBlade 2my Wrist: uhhh
xBlade 2my Wrist: once there waz a little boy name snickerz
xBlade 2my Wrist: he waz on his way home 2 day when he found a magikal DILDO
xBlade 2my Wrist: when the DILDO was SHUVD up a MANS ASS the magikal geenie would come out and grand u a wish
xBlade 2my Wrist: but u oly had 3
xBlade 2my Wrist: so after he found it he went 2 save mart and saw a hobo with a cat on a leash
xBlade 2my Wrist: and he asked the hobo to pull his pants down and bend over
xBlade 2my Wrist: so of course the hobo did it cuz well cuz hobos will do anything 4 human contact
xBlade 2my Wrist: so than he shuvd the DILDO up the hobos ASS and than the geenie magikaly appeard out of the hobos mouth
xBlade 2my Wrist: and said
xBlade 2my Wrist: who iz u who wake me from my sleep nigga
xBlade 2my Wrist: and the boy sayz
xBlade 2my Wrist: but im white
xBlade 2my Wrist: than the geenie replys stfu nigga wat u want
xBlade 2my Wrist: and the boy sayz i want my wishes and the geenie replys with a DUH no shit so wat u want bitch and the boy asks for a big fat sloppy wet . . .
StealthySquirr3L: hahaha
xBlade 2my Wrist: BANNANA cuz hes hungry u sick ass
xBlade 2my Wrist: and the geenie replyz with a WTF NIGGA dats wat u want
xBlade 2my Wrist: and the boy sayz yes and the geenie sayz bigga u out side of save mart go jack u 1 and than sayz peace out a town down
xBlade 2my Wrist: than the boys ways WTF wat a dumb nigger geenie
xBlade 2my Wrist: and goes into the store and steals a bannana
StealthySquirr3L: hahaha
xBlade 2my Wrist: than the boy is walking home and sees his uncle and ask his uncle to tie his shoes and while the uncle iz bent over he SHUVS the DILDO in his uncels ASS and rips his pants open
xBlade 2my Wrist: the geenie come out saying WTF U WANT NIGGA I WAZ GETTIN ME SOME GEENY PUSSY FOO
xBlade 2my Wrist: than the boy sayz, i want me a woman that i can fuck and than the geenis sayz nigga youz to young ill give you a blow up doll
xBlade 2my Wrist: and the blow up doll magikaly appears comming out of his uncels ass pushing the DILDO out
xBlade 2my Wrist: and than the geenie disapears and the kid hups the blow up doll for about 20 min and than calls it quits cuz he cant get off
StealthySquirr3L: hahaha
xBlade 2my Wrist: than his dad comes home and take the doll and goes into the bathroom with it and sayz son this is how its done
xBlade 2my Wrist: and than fucks the doll with his son snickers watching
xBlade 2my Wrist: than while his dad iz bent over he SHUVZ the dildo up hiz ass and the GEENIE appears crying
StealthySquirr3L: hahahaha
xBlade 2my Wrist: and the boy sayz wats wrong geenie and he replys
xBlade 2my Wrist: i cant get it up any more
xBlade 2my Wrist: and the lil boy just starts laffin his ass off
xBlade 2my Wrist: than the geenie bitch how pimp slaps him and sayz nigga wat iz it that u want
StealthySquirr3L: hahahaha
xBlade 2my Wrist: and the boys than asks 4 some sperm so the geenie gives it to him
xBlade 2my Wrist: RITE ON HIS FUCKING FACE
StealthySquirr3L: ewwww
xBlade 2my Wrist: so than the geenis buts a nut and goes back in the magik dildo
xBlade 2my Wrist: and than the boy is so pist off he shuvs the dildo up his own ass and makes the geenie come out and than tells the geenie 2 fuck him self and die so he dose
StealthySquirr3L: hahahaha
xBlade 2my Wrist: and snickers lives happily with his blow up doll t
xBlade 2my Wrist: THE END
Me & Matt [not Hopper or Posada]
MateoDos03: yea FUZE ROX!!!
StealthySquirr3L: it's the best thing since sliced bread
MateoDos03: exactly hey u stole that from me lol
MateoDos03:
StealthySquirr3L: whatcha gunna do about it, huh matt;-)
MateoDos03: im gonna go hide in my shell now **pulls in head** TURTLE TURTLE
StealthySquirr3L: hahahaha
StealthySquirr3L: awwww come back
MateoDos03: **puts head back out** r u sure? turtle
StealthySquirr3L: yes I am sure:-)
MateoDos03: **takes of shell runs naked through the hall screaming wheres my mommy at the top of his lungs** turtle
MateoDos03: i dunno
StealthySquirr3L: hahaha
StealthySquirr3L: nekkid!!!
MateoDos03: nakee!! do u remember that Rocko episode where heffer and filbert catch rocko on camera naked lol that was so friggin hilarious i almost peed my pants
StealthySquirr3L: hahaha YEAH!!!
StealthySquirr3L: NAAAKED
MateoDos03: Naaaaaaakedddd!!! lmao
MateoDos03: with the little censor bar haha
StealthySquirr3L: oh man. . . that gets me every time
MateoDos03: haha same here
StealthySquirr3L: hmmm what time should I wake up tomorrow morning
MateoDos03: well it is tomorrow morning haha
MateoDos03: but id say 11:30 ish
StealthySquirr3L: good call
StealthySquirr3L: hahaha
MateoDos03: haha ill prolly get up later
StealthySquirr3L: haha like when?
MateoDos03: 11:31
StealthySquirr3L: hahaha
MateoDos03: jk
MateoDos03: like 12 or almost 1 haha
StealthySquirr3L: haha i'll probably end up waking up around that time too
MateoDos03: lol yea it sounds good right now im actually getting tired now haha
StealthySquirr3L: yeah. . .
StealthySquirr3L: im not getting enough oxygen to my brain to function properly
MateoDos03: lol
MateoDos03: well good night trish
StealthySquirr3L: goodnight matt:-D
StealthySquirr3L: i hope you kick ass in your dreams tonight
MateoDos03: haha me too u kick ass too ill try to jump into ur dream and help kick some vampire butt haha ill bring my own weapons from under my bed haha
StealthySquirr3L: haha okay i'll be waiting for you
MateoDos03: haha well i probably cant do that so if u can just dream me thats what will prolly happen haha
StealthySquirr3L: hahaha okay i will
MateoDos03: k bye
StealthySquirr3L: bye