X-Men Kink Fill: Desperate Measures

[temperance_k]

Now with an awesome Chinese translation by blurryyou!

Prompt: The inhabitants of Charles' estate (Charles, his conniving younger sister Raven, his adorable but mischievous adopted children, and their live-in handyman Erik) have been growing restless. To keep the children (who range in age from kindergarten to fifth or sixth grade) from destroying

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[coffeesuperhero]

Here via a rec from pocky_slash!

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT STORY. Seriously. I want to print this out and flop on my floor with markers and crayons and draw hearts and flowers and rainbows all over it. That is how perfect this is. My heart. Wonderful, absolutely wonderful.

[temperance_k]

This story keeps a picture of you by its bedside, NGL. Thank you for reading. ♥

[temperance_k]

I will be sure to keep it in a safe place until you come back for it. ;D

Thank you for reading!

[elterriblefizzy]

Hi. I am puking rainbows over here. This is so perfect and precious. One of my favorite things is when people reference how much of a shark Erik (Fassy, whichever) looks like.

[temperance_k]

I love Fassy the Shark. I-I want an animated movie where he plays an Irish mobster shark and McAvoy, IDK, plays a Scottish dolphin that is strangely turned on by everything Fassy chooses to be.

/crack

Thank you for reading!

[smilebackwards]

So extremely adorable! ♥

[temperance_k]

Thank you, darling! :D Thanks for reading!

[ofparsnip]

This was absolutely adorable! I love it so much.

[temperance_k]

I'm glad it worked for you. Thank you for reading!