1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says ( Read more... )

~Matt~

Scientists have found that most women, at some time, have intelligent DNA.

Unfortunatly... 95% of them spit it out.

Cha cha cha cha cha cha!

~Matt~

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You Should Wear
Your Girlfriend's Panties!
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These things are always DEAD on!

~Matt~

So yeah, my parents said I could go to Iowa to see Dan if I wanted to, muahaha ( Read more... )

Some people live for the fortune ( Read more... )

http://www.turdtwister.com/?ref=19&sid=100

Can we say ew?

~Matt~