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Writer's Block: Comebacks
Jun 24, 2008 13:06
comebacks
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writer's block
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*giggle*
amatorah
June 24 2008, 20:54:48 UTC
My favorite, from a feisty girlfriend:
this guy at the bar says:
"So, is there going to be hot sex later, then?"
she replies:
"Only if you go fuck yourself!"
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Re: *giggle*
tempestalupina
June 24 2008, 21:29:52 UTC
that was ultra quelle supreme!
I also like putting signs on peoples cars who park like they are 90 (diagonally in a space) that reads:
I hope you don't fuck like you park!
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Re: *giggle*
piacerea
June 25 2008, 08:32:28 UTC
hahahah!!!
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kairon13
June 24 2008, 22:21:39 UTC
I love the second one!
*mwah*
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this guy at the bar says:
"So, is there going to be hot sex later, then?"
she replies:
"Only if you go fuck yourself!"
Reply
I also like putting signs on peoples cars who park like they are 90 (diagonally in a space) that reads:
I hope you don't fuck like you park!
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*mwah*
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