Some thoughts to the LJ perverts.

[tempestanima]

I thought I'd let you in on something.

Sometimes, when you leave a message on my boyfriend's IM, saying that you found him on LJ and would really love to fuck him, or do any other amount of things to him, or have him do any amount of things to you, you neglect to realize a few key facts:

1) I'm at his apartment and use his computer a lot, and because

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[claudialioncour]

LOL, the world is full of such amazingly special people!!! haha! All my blessings.

[tempestanima]

"Special" is the perfect word.

[claudialioncour]

I like to think so. ;-) We see a lot of special people in the restaurant, lol.

[mourningdoveava]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU.

Please have my babies.

LOL.

*hugs*

I just totally spilled a half-cup of tea because of you. EW, Dani, those people creep me the fuck out. Jesus. Be my bodyguard.

Is it this hard for the world to comprehend I'm perfectly content with my sexy, perfect boyfriend? Jeebus. LOL, engorjed.

God, you just made made day.

I love you, beautiful.

[tempestanima]

Of course I'll be your bodyguard, unless someone actually tries to hurt you, in which case they'll likely snap me like a twig.

I do want to have your babies. Let's have twins.

I love you, too, sweetie. ^_^

[plushpenguin]

Hee hee!
I post the messages I get on myspace, it always cracks me up.

[tempestanima]

That's so awesome. I read this shit and it mystifies that somewhere a human being actually wrote that.

[youve_lost]

You make me giggle inside. If you roam my livejournal a few entries back, there's a fun conversation with my ex. :D

[tempestanima]

I read that! You are so fucking awesome, LOL.

Messing with stupid people has its benefits.

[bornbeautiful]

lol. this is why everyone does friends only now.

[tempestanima]

No kidding.