So...

[tempestuous_xii]

Where's a girl supposed to get a good fuck in this city?

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[start_thefire]

By good fuck, do you mean masochistic toy? Cause you might have to look around a little for one of those.

[tempestuous_xii]

They don't have to be willing masochistic, they just have to be good~

[start_thefire]

I told Flower Boy to hit you up, but he seemed uninterested.

[stranglingrose]

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[tempestuous_xii]

You can't tell me you're surprised?

[stranglingrose]

Not surprised, merely speechless.

Congratulations, dear.

[stranglingrose]

But regarding your imminent victims--please, not when I'll be sleeping.

[flyfromnobility]

Well aren't you just the incarnation of innocence.

[tempestuous_xii]

Innocence is for people who don't know how to have fun~

[flyfromnobility]

Don't know how to have fun? Can't say I know what you mean.

[m0therlove]

Jesus. Subtle.

[tempestuous_xii]

Well, I try~

[m0therlove]

Sorry, toots. It's my policy never to go for a lay I didn't work for.

[tempestuous_xii]

Well then, you're not much use to me, are you~?

[inthephonebook]

You could try the mental asylum. I'm sure there's someone there who might share your interests.

Perhaps a suicide counseling center? Or death row?

[tempestuous_xii]

Oooh, little man thinks he's funny.

Unless you're volunteering yourself or someone you know, then you can keep your stupid suggestions to yourself~

[inthephonebook]

I'll have you know my wit has irritated some of the most dangerous beings in the world.

Oh, but stupid suggestions are my specialty!

[tempestuous_xii]

And with any luck, one day it may kill you~

Good to know you can do something, at least.