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[templar569]

If my inbox's junk mail subfolder is any indication, I am both impotent *and* on the hunt for hot, young, gay men. I guess the one would explain the other.

Comments

[notrajah]

You're looking for surrogate penises?

[tunaf]

Please, if you could really get those there would be a lot more happy men (and women) out there.

[keyl]

Apparently I'm a disabled man with a history of alcoholism and depression with erectile dysfunction searching for hot Latin singles, government grants, and Olive Garden coupons.

Who'd've thought?