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[templatemods]

My my, such a straggly group we have!

Good evening, refugees, I am Shaun Benjamen. On the wings of Miss Cerletti's... sudden disappearance, I have been appointed the position of Head Psychiatrist. I know these must be difficult times for you all-- so far from home-- and for that very reason, I encourage you to speak to me. Tell me your feelings,

Comments

[a_ccidentalism]

What about the people who don't have feelings?

[templatemods]

Why, just because you lack feelings doesn't mean you are unable to speak your thoughts, does it?

[a_ccidentalism]

Not at all, if I actually wanted to sit down and have a chat about my thoughts like you're assuming.

[templatemods]

It is less an assumption than an offer. Should you be inclined to take me up on it, I will gladly listen.

[cruciverbal]

Feelings about what?

[templatemods]

The situation in its entirety.

[cruciverbal]

There's a situation?

[templatemods]

My apologies, that was poorly phrased. I meant your situation as a whole.

[xx_godslayer]

...and that didn't sound creepy at all.

[templatemods]

I apologize, but my offer still stands. Is there anything which you wish to discuss, Mister Hyuga?

[xx_godslayer]

No thanks, I'm fine.

[templatemods]

Are you certain? Many find it can make for quite the relief.

[ambitions_are]

Pfft.

[templatemods]

Hello, Mister Keehl. How are you feeling today?

[ambitions_are]

OK, first of all, don't ever fucking call me that again, and secondly, how the hell did you even know that name?

[templatemods]

It's important that I know all of my potential clients. However, my records state that you prefer to be called Mello. Shall I call you that instead?

[thefirstphase]

...

Something about the way you phrase things makes me irritated. Any idea why is that?

[templatemods]

Perhaps you've been keeping too much anger inside- would you like to tell me more about your own thoughts on my phrasing?

[thefirstphase]

That's correct! Now why do you think that would be the case?

I would not. Unless you can prove it's worth the effort.

[templatemods]

This is hardly about my thoughts and opinions, but if I were to hazard a... mm, guess, then I would attribute it to your elongated stay in our fair city. Do you agree?