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[templatemods]

ANOTHER DECREE FROM HIS ROYAL MECHANICALNESS!

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, NO ONE SHALL DRINK COFFEE, OR... VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN.

ALSO. YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM WRITING OR SPEA_ING THE LETTER "K" FROM THIS MOMENT ON. Just... s_ip it. It'll be so much more interesting, don't you thin_?

IF YOU FAIL TO UPHOLD EITHER OF THESE TWO LAWS, YOU WILL BE

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[ufo_fanboy]

But I like coffee!

[crossestobear]

TOO BAD.

AND YOU HAVE ALREADY BRO_EN THE LAW BY PRONOUNCING THE FORBIDDEN LETTER.

YOU HAVE BEEN PUNISHED.

((OOC: Congratulations, he is now walking backwards for the rest of the day!))

[ufo_fanboy]

What the hell are you- [And oh snap, he's noticed as he tries to walk away, only to be automatically moving backwards.] You've got to be -uh- _idding! ...First everything goes all weird and now this!?