Bolivia sucks. Thank God we're back in La Paz. I just could not handle one more night of listening to things creeping around in the bush while going out to the john. And there are places where one should just not get botflies.

Just once, I'd like to be wearing something other than an Armani suit when Hannibal gets one of his wild-ass ideas. It's almost like he has radar or something. "Face is in his suit, it's jungle commando chase time!" You practically have to throw it away after that. B.A. would probably cut it up for oil rags or something, but I think a good suit ( Read more... )

I am really starting to get pissed off at B.A. Give a guy a inverse mohawk and 600 lbs. of gold jewelry and he thinks he OWNS YOU.

Well, what did you expect from a guy who spent 10 years being chased by the friggin army? A journal full of squees about Orlando Bloom?