My lives suck

[temporalone]

Tony got to be a pirate and a heretic. What do I get?

Temporalone's Past Lives

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1246 BC: Egyptian Slave

60 AD: Some forgotten prophet

1796 AD: A transsexual prostitute

'What were you in your past lives?' at QuizGalaxy.comAparently it's not my life that sucks... It's my soul. Destined to be crapped on for all

Comments

[tonycaselli]

But hey, in those lives I bet you got to meet a lot of people! Plus, you probably built the pyramids! I mean, WOW! The Freakin' Pyramids!

(Okay, I have no idea at all about when they pyramids were built...but it sure sounds about right...)

[temporalone]

I don't think I'd be the pyramid building kind of egyptian slave. More the one double checking to make sure the asp's (in a past life, I wasn't terrified of snakes) fangs are plenty sharp and venemous enough for their little bath.

[tonycaselli]

*Laughing*

Their little bath?! You'd be bathing snakes? I dunno, I think I'd rather be building a pyramid! The whole snake thing might just creep me out too much!

[temporalone]

I was going more for the whole Cleopatra thing, but I'm bad at history and it's entirely possible I got my facts wrong. *shrug* Oh well. In either case, I'm not building no freaking pyramids.