"'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' - that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know."

[temppest]

I slept in my fucking car.

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DUDE! WHERE'S MY CAR?

[midiman]

You have it, don't you? DON'T YOU?!

I walked to my car this morning and it was gone.

I walked all over town and saw a similar car, but, I was like "There's someone sleeping in it, so, it's probably not mine..."

But I was WRONG!!!

You TOOK it!

That's wrong!

You are very bad!

STOP TEXT MESSAGING ME ALL OF THE TIME!

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO VISIT MY DAUGHTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

Re: DUDE! WHERE'S MY CAR?

[temppest]

stealing is wrong??!?