☮ Friend ☄ Jealousy ☢ Fear ☃ Crush ♦ Moirail ♨ Amusement
☑ Tolerance ♬ Admiration ♞ Respect ღ Love ♠ Kismesis
☒ Annoyance ☡ Prejudice ☹ Regret ☼ Family ☣Platonic Hate
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CANON RELATIONSHIPS
BRO STRIDER
♬♞☼☹
This is not the Bro he grew up with, and he knows that, but Pink can't help the attachment he feels. Probably because his has been dead for a little over a year now and the guilt over the incident haunts him to this day. Aside from the occasional brotherly spar, Bro is the one human Dave could never attack. He just wants to hug the stupid manchild sometimes to make sure he's still here, still alive, but that is Not The Strider Way.
DAVE STRIDER
(☡)☑
Dave doesn't interact with his canon counterpart a whole lot despite their close living quarters. As a result they don't give each other shit, but since Pink seems to be nudging his way into Red's quadrants (purely by accident!) their relative peace may not last. Nevertheless, Pink prefers Red to that HUGE DOUCHEBAG Orange. Maybe's it's the mutations. Hornbros4Life.
DAVESPRITE STRIDER
☡☄☒
What is this guy's deal?? Jesus. Pink tried to be vaguely nice-ish at first but their relationship has devolved into annoyance, animosity and jealously. They've even traded punches, though Bro nipped that shit in the bud real qiuck. Pink's convinced that Orange is a professional buzzkill because he always seems to pop up whenever he's having a good time with Jade. Oh, and now they're DATING. This'll end real well.
JADE HARLEY
☡(ღ)☃♬
Jade, Jade, Jade. She's one of the biggest reasons Dave never wants to go home. He never met the one he used to chat with in his universe and he's convinced that he never will. Therefore, his intense attachment to this Jade isn't a huge surprise, especially given the way she treated him when she first met him. More than anything, Dave wants companionship, and she seems more than willing to give that to him. Jade is a human, which means a part of him resents their relationship, but he's fallen for her hard enough to overcome that. Or... so he thinks.
JAEDRI HARLEIGH (AU)
☮♬
It was a little hard to wrap his head around a troll Jade at first, but fuck it, she's endearingly bubbly too. And nonhuman, which unconsciously earns her some bonus Pinkpoints. Still, he needs to get to know her a little better, because Jaedri is more than just a trollified Jade.
KANAYA MARYAM
☮ ♞♬
Kanaya is a vampire. A glowing vampire. A glowing vampiric fashionista.
Fucking awesome.
She's way up there on Pink's list of favorite trolls, especially after she gave him the most amazing and ironically hideous carmine pink sweater. Sort of a thank-you present for help during the species swap debacle. The bromance is blooming.
SOLLUX CAPTOR
☮♬
Sollux was the first person Dave spoke to in Sacrosanct. He offered him a place to live and escorted him home. They're vidyabuddies, pizzabuddies, and well -- just plain BUDDIES. 'Specially after Dave acted as his temporary when Sollux was pinkified. He might secretly wish they were permamoirails, but he's not gonna fuck with more quadrants. Really. Really.
VRISKA SERKET
HATE☮/☑♨
Man, I don't even think Dave and Vriska know how to summarize their relationship. It tends to bounce around erratically depending on the conversation. Sometimes he's teasing her. Sometimes he seems to be playing blackrom chicken with her despite her 'taken' status. Sometimes he's just trying to freak her out. Recently he almost blew her up, but hey, he wasn't REALLY trying to hurt her!
Much.
In short, Pantsless ?? Tink. Maybe someday we'll make up an appropriate symbol, but for now? Who the fuck knows.
ERIDAN AMPORA
☑
Some weird fishipster. Pink just wants to see if he can trick Eridan into wearing a hideous pink/green/purple ensemble unironically. The guy's seriously considering it.
trololololo~
GAMZEE MAKARA
☑♨
Stonertroll. You can't stay bitter and angry in the face of THAT, you just can't. His trollquirk doesn't help Pink's near-constant headache, its true, but it's hard to begrudge Gamzee. He seems like a decent enough troll.
JOHN EGBERT
☡☮♬
Best bro in his homeworld. Being from an alternate universe hasn't changed John much, if it all, so neither has their relationship. John's the most likable derpface on the station. Pink's a little unsure about his relationship with Vriska, but his life, his choices. Doesn't mean he won't mess with it a little from time to time (see: Botboinker Incident, or Vriska Gets Lucky More Than Everyone.) We'll figure quadrants out someday, guys.
JACK NOIR (AU)
☡☣
Hate. So much (purely platonic) hate.
Jack shot his universe's Bro and doomed him to a year of fucked-up experimental torture. He doesn't think Jack held up his end of the bargain and now the fucker has the balls to blame DAVE for ruining HIS life. Jack's stalking him now and he's not even sure what he did but it probably has something to do with those robotics.
Whatever, serves him right.
SACROSANCT RELATIONSHIPS
CAMILLE
☮♬
Nonhuman. Funny. Kindred spirit of sorts. Also, she brought him tea and soup when he was sick. What's not to like about Camille? Yeah, she's kind of goofy sometimes (what's with the licking thing?), but Dave enjoys the occasional murderspree, so it's not exactly his place to judge.
JACK WYNAND
☡☑♨
Jack likes Dave's pink sweater.
Unironically. That's kind of hilariously awesome. He invited Dave to a tea party and the ill mutant actually accepted. Blame the cough syrup, that shit makes him loopy. Let's see if he keeps his word.