ALL RIGHT

[tempzilla]

WHO'S BLOODY BRILLIANT IDEA WAS THAT? WAS IT YOU, CITY? WAS THAT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STUPID CURSES? YOU GET A KICK OUT OF GETTING ME STONED?

I can put up with a lot, but THAT was just TOO MUCH!

Comments

[vicodincrutch]

Talk about your dragon chasing a little more quietly.

[tempzilla]

My what?!

[vicodincrutch]

Look, you said it first. Call it giving into peer pressure or whatever you want, it happened.

[tempzilla]

What's "peer pressure" got to do with it? Was it not a curse? Was this a gang attack? I don't remember anything...just...cold.

Were YOU involved?

[call_me_spooky]

Stoned? Damn, did I miss the party?

[tempzilla]

There was no party, I promise you. One minute I was off to work, the next I was frozen solid. These deities are sick, twisted creatures, and I'm glad I was never religious.

[call_me_spooky]

Oh, not the good kind of stoned--

You didn't see anything?

[tempzilla]

It was a crowded street. There was just this flash of cold and then BOOM! I was Michaelangeloed.

I can't believe it. I get turned to stone on the street and NOBODY notices?

[tofuinthesky]

You got high?

[tempzilla]

High on what? Being inanimate? There are a lot more thrilling things, I promise you.

[tofuinthesky]

Well, you said stoned. That usually means drugs, Donna.

[tempzilla]

Hah, like I'd do drugs. I'm too old smart for that tripe.

[elevatorwarrior]

Could I ask you a few questions?

[tempzilla]

What kind of questions? Because if you're wondering where I "scored the drugs," I'll tell you right now, there weren't any.

[elevatorwarrior]

Questions on what you remember just before you turned into stone. I already know drugs have nothing to do with it.

[tempzilla]

Finally, SOMEBODY with sense.

I remember it got suddenly cold -- which didn't surprise me, 'cause, hello, winter? -- and there was this flash of white. I kind of thought somebody had dressed up as a snowman, but before I had a chance to take a good look, I was...stone.

[tempzilla]

...I wasn't drugged, Negi. Just so you know.

[tempzilla]

IT'S WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS ASSUMING!