I am not a poet and I very much know it

[tempzilla]

Rhymes have never been my "thing"
If the deities were here, I'd take a swing
At them -- oh God, oh God, how will I
Get through the day without wanting to die?

I need a thesaurus, fast
I'm feeling utterly aghast

Comments

[tempzilla]

No, that really doesn't make me feel better at all.
The deities must be having a ball.

[tempzilla]

Possibly you have a point.
I would rather smoke a joint.

Oh my God, what did I just say?
To smoking a joint, the answer's nay!
These stupid rhymes -- GO AWAY!

[king_coffee]

...I'm impressed.

[tempzilla]

So you're not caught up in this mess?
I wish I could have escaped the stress.

[king_coffee]

Lucky for me, not cursed.

Please tell me you're working at the library today.

[tempzilla]

If you're planning to torment me,
I'll be working in the back -- SILENTLY.

[sword_boy]

You can't deny, that this is a really fun high.

Even if you decide to stay silent, just watch as everyone else becomes violent.

You can cope and that is good, but everyone else wishes they could knock themselves out with a hard piece of wood.

...and how would a thesaurus help you ma'am? This isn't the opposite and similar definitions exam... or maybe I should shut before you go up to my head and go *bam*...

[tempzilla]

You find this fun?
I'm ready to be done.

A thesaurus, rhyming dictionary, whatever.
At making up my own rhymes I'm not so clever.

[sword_boy]

Even if it may not seem fun, let this curse finish its run.

The fun doesn't lie in you, it's in how everyone is going blue. Everyone has to keep this curse true, even though they want to yell out "poo". Today's fun is watching the view, and how everyone wants to yell out that they are through.

Just sit back and relax, with everyone trying to deal with today's facts, with them trying to avoid this curse's attacks, you get to be lax.

That's where the fun is at, just try to remember that!

[tempzilla]

[lady_wandering]

Oh, Donna my dear, don't fret.
This curse won't destroy you yet.
It could have been worse,
Than a little rhyming curse,
'Least it's amusing to those I've met.

[tempzilla]

I realize that it could be worse,
But it's still a damned annoying curse.
Not everyone has your skill with verse.

[lady_wandering]

I don't think you're that bad.
We should try not to get mad.
It's really a waste,
To anger with haste,
You'll only make yourself sad.

[tempzilla]

Making rhymes is such a pain.
I feel like I'm going to go insane.
There's a fire in my brain.

[sheisstilllost]

Sounds like you need to go for a pint.

[tempzilla]

I'd love to drink
Until I can't think.