you wanna' have a million of his babies....!

[ten_foil_gurl]

ahem...
ode to dre
there is a young man that i know
and anywhere you want to go
simply ask him for a ride
and through the ghetto he will drive
it doesn't matter where it's at
he'll have you there in minutes flat.
florida, mexico, or cancun
leave by five till
be there by noon.

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[dearunclefred]

my pleasure.

so where to?
russia?
cancun?
saturn?

[ten_foil_gurl]

golly. i don't know. i'm world retarded. do you really want to take me on a trip?

[dearunclefred]

yes! well, maybe not a different continent, but canada or any place in the states would just about rock.

[ten_foil_gurl]

hm. thinkiethinkiethinkie....
how you get cash, eh?

[dearunclefred]

i sold my soul to rock and roll but all i got was off-beats.

i get a pay raise next week for being in a year.

plus i never do anything and i get over seas pay

which is just a little bit extra

to compensate for being 467,098,843,956,011 miles and 4.5 inches away from home in a place that puts corn on pizzas.

[ten_foil_gurl]

asheville pizza will put corn on your pizza too.
instead, you should just stay with me and we'll have a funky good time. i'll put you first and i won't be a biznitch.