My apologies, faithful readers. The end of the quarter at school has become a whirlwind of insanity, peppered by out of town visitors, ridiculously huge studio projects, and a million other time-consuming distractions. I should have written earlier, but I am deeply ashamed of myself for falling off the webcomic wagon and disappointing everyone. *
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(hope your schooling is getting on well)
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blackperson 4567 (11:30:03 AM): Enjoy your tofu heartattack
Vital Diabetes (11:30:19 AM): No tofu, these are pressed veggies. And besides, I call them heartgasms. It's more appealing.
Vital Diabetes (11:30:45 AM): It's like your heart is having an orgasm! An orgasm OF DOOM.
blackperson 4567 (11:31:18 AM): That's not going to be messy, is it?
Vital Diabetes (11:31:28 AM): You wrap yourself in a condom first.
blackperson 4567 (11:31:39 AM): Safer eating.
Vital Diabetes (11:32:03 AM): Then, after you're dead, poor children inflate the condom around your corpse and sail you down the river.
Vital Diabetes (11:32:11 AM): It's edutainment!
blackperson 4567 (11:32:35 AM): I feel like this conversation is dirty on levels I haven't even excavated yet.
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Robert: Is the location somewhere within driving distance or will i be traveling to Europe for this assignment?
Alice: well, if you really wanted to go there, I guess it wouldn't be too expensive to mail...
Robert: My mission, should I choose to accept it?
Robert: That tape will self-destruct in five seconds.
Alice: we're on a low budget this time so the tape will not self distruct, that's why it comes with scissors
Robert: The scissors may have secret plans wiped onto them by the finish... I will properly dispose of the scissors via recycling.
Alice: I hear some of those recycling guys are pretty shifty. You might want to watch out.
Robert: No problem, boss. I've got my towel ready.
Alice: Excellent thinking. That'll fool them.
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