((As seen here.))

I was trying to describe you to someone a few days ago. You don't look like any girl I've ever seen before.

I couldn't say: "Well, she looks just like Jane Fonda except she's got red hair and her mouth is different and of course she's not a movie star."

I couldn't say that because you don't look like Jane Fonda at all.
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[If it were possible to hack John MacDiarmid's nice PowerBook G5, said idiot would find that Firefox has been left open to http://planck.phy.fu.edu/mail. The screen reads as follows ( Read more... )

Hello.
You've reached my voicemail. If you have this number, it's for a reason, so leave a message and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible. Ta.