Old DC crack to amuse the masses.
It's official: I have two new muses. So, in honour of their acknowledgement, I shall unearth some silliness. This one is between Bean and I.
Bean: Heiji: And the culprit tied this dog leash around the shower curtain so that when the victum shut the curtain, the door was pulled shut and-- *unbuttons shirt* the room exploded. *takes off pants* The shower spraying water all over the scene finished the-- *kicks shoes off* destruction of the signs left by the culprit. However. *holds up a sock* My sock has the evidence left on it from when I was here by complete chance.
me: [cackles]
Bean: I don't know if that could be considered a Heiji muse.
Bean: Though I forgot to make him smirk or look way too happy, so probably not.
me: [snorts] Not to mention he's removing clothes left and right.
Bean: ... Oh yeah.
Bean: :D;
me: --Not that I'm complaining. =D
Heiji: [pained] I thought she liked me.
Roy: [dryly] Welcome to the club.
Conan: =D I'm a cute little boy!
all: ... Bull crap.
Bean: *wants to make up more cases* XD
Bean: Next time will be Shinichi edition.
Bean: Then yaoi edition.
Bean: :D
me: [laughs] Whaaaat the shit.
Bean: XDD You love it.
Bean: *started a Shinichi one but it wasn't good enough*
me: XD
Bean: It's so horrible that my made up case actually sounds like something that they'd do.
me: The point is to get him stripped, yes? [thoughtful]
me: "I finally understand," Shinichi said as he worked the buttons on his uniform jacket, shrugging it off. "I knew it was you, and I knew the trick you used," he continued, loosening his tie and starting to work on the buttons of his shirt. "Quite sneaky, that," the shirt joined the jacket, "using the victim's penchant for long soaks in a tub. However," Shinichi toed off his shoes and undid the fastenings to his slacks, "the victim is taller than me, and the tub smaller than the one she owns." He quickly dropped trou. "I took a bath before the victim did, and I am shorter than her, yet look! I have bruises on my arms and legs from trying to get in and out of the tub!"
Bean (Autoreply): Nakedity! And shower time!
Bean: ....
Bean: I'm glad I came back to getmy towel
Bean: ...
Bean: *goes* XD
Bean: .. *also came back to read carefully*
Bean: REALLY. SHOWER.
Bean: *runs away*
me: [grins]
me: [whistles] ... I suddenly have the urge to fan myself.
Does this mean we still have yet to work on that last version, Bean? [innocent]
Bean: Heiji: And the culprit tied this dog leash around the shower curtain so that when the victum shut the curtain, the door was pulled shut and-- *unbuttons shirt* the room exploded. *takes off pants* The shower spraying water all over the scene finished the-- *kicks shoes off* destruction of the signs left by the culprit. However. *holds up a sock* My sock has the evidence left on it from when I was here by complete chance.
me: [cackles]
Bean: I don't know if that could be considered a Heiji muse.
Bean: Though I forgot to make him smirk or look way too happy, so probably not.
me: [snorts] Not to mention he's removing clothes left and right.
Bean: ... Oh yeah.
Bean: :D;
me: --Not that I'm complaining. =D
Heiji: [pained] I thought she liked me.
Roy: [dryly] Welcome to the club.
Conan: =D I'm a cute little boy!
all: ... Bull crap.
Bean: *wants to make up more cases* XD
Bean: Next time will be Shinichi edition.
Bean: Then yaoi edition.
Bean: :D
me: [laughs] Whaaaat the shit.
Bean: XDD You love it.
Bean: *started a Shinichi one but it wasn't good enough*
me: XD
Bean: It's so horrible that my made up case actually sounds like something that they'd do.
me: The point is to get him stripped, yes? [thoughtful]
me: "I finally understand," Shinichi said as he worked the buttons on his uniform jacket, shrugging it off. "I knew it was you, and I knew the trick you used," he continued, loosening his tie and starting to work on the buttons of his shirt. "Quite sneaky, that," the shirt joined the jacket, "using the victim's penchant for long soaks in a tub. However," Shinichi toed off his shoes and undid the fastenings to his slacks, "the victim is taller than me, and the tub smaller than the one she owns." He quickly dropped trou. "I took a bath before the victim did, and I am shorter than her, yet look! I have bruises on my arms and legs from trying to get in and out of the tub!"
Bean (Autoreply): Nakedity! And shower time!
Bean: ....
Bean: I'm glad I came back to getmy towel
Bean: ...
Bean: *goes* XD
Bean: .. *also came back to read carefully*
Bean: REALLY. SHOWER.
Bean: *runs away*
me: [grins]
me: [whistles] ... I suddenly have the urge to fan myself.
Does this mean we still have yet to work on that last version, Bean? [innocent]