tonight i saw a screening of the piano tuner of earthquakes and it kinda sucked. i believe the phrase i used earlier was "aesthetic circle-jerk
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perhaps the only thing better than alien antennae bondage is alien bellybutton penetration. i can provide no ontological explanation to why aliens would have bellybuttons, though the only sexy alien i've ever encountered did have an emphatically large bellybutton (i.e. the fifth element diva). she was also blue, a good singer, appeared to be made out of latex, and had mad tentacles. moreoever, i shall recommend that you use the tentacles for tickle porn.
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