Heather tagged me to do this quiz. I am only doing it to get out of doing the actual work I am paid to do ( Read more... )

Here is a birthday black cock cake I made this morning for Mike's cop friend who is coming over tonight after $1 day at the racetrack. If only I could use my talents for good instead of Evil. Thanks to Kerri & Sherri who first introduced me to this con-cock-tion when they made it for my birthday many years ago. I can't wait to take a picture of ( Read more... )

Guess who is 6 today? A little old to still be living at home but such a handsome fellow!


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February has been dedicated to the dogs ( Read more... )

Went to Dawn & Dave's last night for Hibatchi and excessive red wine drinking. Have you ever had a hibatchi chef who could make a penis balloon animal? Sweet!

There are so many more photos where we are all sucking on and stroking this thing:

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Happy New Year! As the clock struck midnight I was in the Bahamas with my "husband" drinking free booze and making love to a chocolate fountain. Mike's such a lucky guy:


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So much fun! Here are just a few pics:

Me at the Sigfreid & Roy Sculpture:

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Pool Cues Go Unused In Disappointing Bar Fight ( Read more... )

This site works with more than 120 shelters nationwide that euthanize dogs. Please pass this on to all of your friends and family so that we can try to find everyone a home!
http://www.dogsindanger.com

Went to see my Super Crush Henry Rollins last night with Mr. Miller and Joe Maida.


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