Ways that WizKids Website Made Me Feel While Trying To Order a Large Cthulhu Figure-Like a monkey with a set of car keys ( Read more... )

I started talking again with an old friend from my past. My girl, my amazon, my unforgiving critic Melanie. We've had, historically, a relationship that could be best described as 'rocky'. I've never known where I stand with her...ever. But she is wonderfull and smart and all that is best in this world and I kind of love her. I always have. But I' ( Read more... )

Midnight World ( Read more... )

I was called 'mean' tonight. Because I just wouldn't put up with stupid conversation. I ask you, those readers that know me in person, am I mean? Do I come after you with anger? I thought I was more of a zen challenge sort of guy, not cruel ( Read more... )

Ways I felt during the unending Adobe Update

-A phillipeno whore that had been stiffed.

-like I had a memory retention problem.

-gutshot and left to die by the road side.

-lost in a corn maze.

-in an unending cage match against a much larger foe.

-hit with a blunt instrument, repeatedly.

I've got an old Apple G3 I'd like to sell. It runs fine, has OS8. I'd take like 30-40 bucks for it if anyone is interested.

You fall asleep in this world and wake at stranger destinations ( Read more... )

Some people just flip the finger to the world in their mind, then there are others ( Read more... )

I'm getting the band back together ( Read more... )

Random Sci-Fi References(to continue the trivia thing from the last post, here are a few random sci-fi references, if you can find the source...good on ya. Remember, Google and IMDB make you a lamer ( Read more... )