Ten and Marketing Language

[tenebris]

Part of my current job--which is Data Entry Person and occasional Writer for the e-commerce section of a shoe seller--is to write descriptions for things. Tonight's case is for the Trends section of a website.

Suffice to say, my vocabulary and approach has been somewhat lacking.

Which led to this exchange with himawariTen: And then I'll put on some

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[tenebris]

As it turns out, dude, shoes are hard when your idea of fashion forward is going with 2-inch heels instead of 1.

SHH DON'T LET HER KNOW YOU'VE FIGURED OUT HER PATTERN SHHH