[Tenipuri Valentine's Day Contest: Creative Interpretation]
This is a crack submission and personally I'm surprised no one thought of this yet. I dearly hope I don't kill you all with my perverse humor. But I had three Tenipuri Plushies and this just screamed for me to do.
Some pictures has my finger and thumb in them, so I'm sorry about that. ^^;;;
Image heavy? Sorry Dial up users. There's 26 images uploaded into this and most have captions for a terribly OoC Crack!Script. -.-
Hope you enjoy!
Tezuka: Echizen.
Ryoma: Hai, Buchou?
Tezuka: Do you know what day it is today?
Ryoma: February 14. Doushite ka?
Tezuka: Aa. -blushes- No reason really
Ryoma: Is something the matter, Buchou?
Tezuka: I have something to give you.
Ryoma: Really?
Tezuka: Yes
Tezuka: Here.
Ryoma: Ara? What is this?
Tezuka: What does it look like?
Ryoma: it looks like a bag of chocolate. For me?
Tezuka: You have became a good Pillar of strength for Seigaku.
Ryoma: Demo, Buchou! Giving chocolate-
Tennis!Ryoma: BUCHOU! What the! What is going on here!?!
Tennis!Ryoma: Buchou… what happened? I thought you were dating me! Then you go off and… cheat on me with this … CLONE?!?!
Tezuka: It’s not what you think! I thought he was you!
Tennis!Ryoma: He doesn’t look anything like me! Cheater! I can’t believe I followed you all this time like an obedient dog!
Tezuka: Echizen.
Tennis!Ryoma: Don’t give me that! I’m having a PMS moment here!
Tezuka: I’m sorry.
Tennis!Ryoma: I’m leaving! I don’t care if you’re sorry! Go fuck my clone all you want! I don’t want to see you ever again!
Tezuka: Echizen! Matte yo!
Tennis!Ryoma: Hmph!
Ryoma: Stop where you are!
Tennis!Ryoma: Move, clone!
School!Ryoma: Can we all just get along? I’m you.
Tennis!Ryoma: I don’t fricking care! Buchou likes you more than he ever liked me!
School!Ryoma: That’s not true!
Tennis!Ryoma: I just walked on you two fucking!!!
School!Ryoma: He thought I was you and I am you!
Tezuka: Echizen. I made a mistake, I’m sorry.
Tennis!Ryoma: Sorry isn’t enough!
Tezuka: Echizen Ryoma. Can’t you just accept that I made a mistake?
Tennis!Ryoma: I don’t fucking care about that anymore! You cheated on me!
Tezuka: Echizen, how many times should I apologize before you forgive me?
Tennis!Ryoma: I’m PMSing, now Buchou. So you tell me.
Tezuka: what do I have to do to get you to forgive me?
School!Ryoma: Ryoma, I’m you. So what’s there to be so angry about?
Tennis!Ryoma: That Buchou wants you more than me!
School!Ryoma: Then what if I tell you that I like you too?
Tennis!Ryoma: O.O
School!Ryoma: It’s true. Didn’t you every think of something like this?
Tennis!Ryoma: O.o, what the…?
Tezuka: -drooling- Now that is something to love.
School!Ryoma: ^^
Tezuka: -pushes-
Tennis!Ryoma: Oof!
School!Ryoma: -smirks- Wanna play?
Tezuka: Forgive me now?
Tennis!Ryoma: Well… no.
Tezuka: How about now? -kisses-
Tennis!Ryoma: I think I need some more convincing. -winks-
Tezuka you pimp.
Happy Valentines Day, Minna-san!
Ah... please comment?
Some pictures has my finger and thumb in them, so I'm sorry about that. ^^;;;
Image heavy? Sorry Dial up users. There's 26 images uploaded into this and most have captions for a terribly OoC Crack!Script. -.-
Hope you enjoy!
Tezuka: Echizen.
Ryoma: Hai, Buchou?
Tezuka: Do you know what day it is today?
Ryoma: February 14. Doushite ka?
Tezuka: Aa. -blushes- No reason really
Ryoma: Is something the matter, Buchou?
Tezuka: I have something to give you.
Ryoma: Really?
Tezuka: Yes
Tezuka: Here.
Ryoma: Ara? What is this?
Tezuka: What does it look like?
Ryoma: it looks like a bag of chocolate. For me?
Tezuka: You have became a good Pillar of strength for Seigaku.
Ryoma: Demo, Buchou! Giving chocolate-
Tennis!Ryoma: BUCHOU! What the! What is going on here!?!
Tennis!Ryoma: Buchou… what happened? I thought you were dating me! Then you go off and… cheat on me with this … CLONE?!?!
Tezuka: It’s not what you think! I thought he was you!
Tennis!Ryoma: He doesn’t look anything like me! Cheater! I can’t believe I followed you all this time like an obedient dog!
Tezuka: Echizen.
Tennis!Ryoma: Don’t give me that! I’m having a PMS moment here!
Tezuka: I’m sorry.
Tennis!Ryoma: I’m leaving! I don’t care if you’re sorry! Go fuck my clone all you want! I don’t want to see you ever again!
Tezuka: Echizen! Matte yo!
Tennis!Ryoma: Hmph!
Ryoma: Stop where you are!
Tennis!Ryoma: Move, clone!
School!Ryoma: Can we all just get along? I’m you.
Tennis!Ryoma: I don’t fricking care! Buchou likes you more than he ever liked me!
School!Ryoma: That’s not true!
Tennis!Ryoma: I just walked on you two fucking!!!
School!Ryoma: He thought I was you and I am you!
Tezuka: Echizen. I made a mistake, I’m sorry.
Tennis!Ryoma: Sorry isn’t enough!
Tezuka: Echizen Ryoma. Can’t you just accept that I made a mistake?
Tennis!Ryoma: I don’t fucking care about that anymore! You cheated on me!
Tezuka: Echizen, how many times should I apologize before you forgive me?
Tennis!Ryoma: I’m PMSing, now Buchou. So you tell me.
Tezuka: what do I have to do to get you to forgive me?
School!Ryoma: Ryoma, I’m you. So what’s there to be so angry about?
Tennis!Ryoma: That Buchou wants you more than me!
School!Ryoma: Then what if I tell you that I like you too?
Tennis!Ryoma: O.O
School!Ryoma: It’s true. Didn’t you every think of something like this?
Tennis!Ryoma: O.o, what the…?
Tezuka: -drooling- Now that is something to love.
School!Ryoma: ^^
Tezuka: -pushes-
Tennis!Ryoma: Oof!
School!Ryoma: -smirks- Wanna play?
Tezuka: Forgive me now?
Tennis!Ryoma: Well… no.
Tezuka: How about now? -kisses-
Tennis!Ryoma: I think I need some more convincing. -winks-
Tezuka you pimp.
Happy Valentines Day, Minna-san!
Ah... please comment?