This is a customer announcement

[tenminjoe]

I was treated to this excellent passenger announcement first-hand on the way home from a visit to Chester. This is as near to verbatim as I can remember it:

"I'd like to welcome new customers aboard the train. Also, I would like to reassure any customers who may have noticed the two-tone alarm a few minutes ago. This is the sound of the customer

Comments

[origamitiger]

Great!!!!
We had a tube driver telling us to stand clear of the doors and then saying thank you when he could close the doors.

[tenminjoe]

Well, if that's the best you can do, I totally win.

[origamitiger]

You do win.

[weizenwind]

Ha ha--awesome.

[0olong]

That is fantastic.