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May 05, 2005 18:42


hey, what is new w/ you? really? NO WAY! nothin here, just bored...


xLittleHillx: thats like fricken seet
Kickin SY: you know it is!
Kickin SY: ha! fricken....like chicken, only w/ FRI.....HA! thats like a combination of a friday and a chicken! but then what kind of noise would it make? would you be able to eat it, or would it just be a weird weekday? or maybe a weekend....because its the day the chicken takes a break so it won't cockledoodledoo waking people up early...or maybe its just a weird combination of the both....a day that moves around....one day it'll be crowing before wed., and the next it will be pecking after saturday......would that mean we could get a weekend in the middle of a week? woa!
xLittleHillx: thats SOOOO AWESOME
xLittleHillx: i want a fricken
Kickin SY: me 2!
Kickin SY: but seriously, would that be like owning a moving weekday or an animal that is treated like a weekend? hmmm.....now my head hurts
xLittleHillx: wouldn't i need a chicken fristr tho?
Kickin SY: i dunno.......take a dna sample of a friday and a dna sample of a chicken and combine (or is it combind) them....you will never have to own either! just take a dna sample while they arent' looking, but make it quick, because a chicken could charge at you and peck your eyes out....and a friday's even better, so who knows what it will do
xLittleHillx: LOL! i love it
xLittleHillx: so much
xLittleHillx: but
xLittleHillx: i dont kno maybe
Kickin SY: maybe what?
xLittleHillx: you should get the chicken DNA for u
xLittleHillx: **me
xLittleHillx: so i dont get peecked
xLittleHillx: to death
xLittleHillx: *bleeds from the eyes*
Kickin SY: lol
Kickin SY: wait, what if we hit the chicken w/ a frying pan (but make sure we wash our breakfast eggs off it really well) so that way the chicken is unconcious, then we insert the friday DNA?
xLittleHillx: oo
xLittleHillx: gooooodddddd idea
Kickin SY: oooo! and we can add food coloring or hair dye so we can have colored frickens!
xLittleHillx: HECK YES!!!!!!!!! i want a green or grey or oragne one!
Kickin SY: i want an orange or green or purple one
Kickin SY: oooo! we can start our own fricken farm! A&O Frickens....the best on the block!
and we can breed them and then sell them on ebay!
xLittleHillx: HECK YES! ebay the place to rip ppl off!
xLittleHillx: omgosh great idea
Kickin SY: wow! and then we'll get a noble piece prize because frickens will be the international piece sign and we'll donate some to poor countries!
Kickin SY: and we'll write a book about it, and get interviews, and be the famous people who can go to sporting events and shown on TV because they rock peoples freakin socks off! oooo, or fricken socks! because there will be pictures of frickens on socks
xLittleHillx: yyyeeeeaaaa!
xLittleHillx: and then
xLittleHillx: we can becom billionairs and
xLittleHillx: have guys come to our house just wanting to marry us (for the money) and then
xLittleHillx: we can turn em down
xLittleHillx: and be like noooo i love my firckens tooo darn much
Kickin SY: lol
Kickin SY: ooo, and better yet.....we can make them our personal slaves.....but since we don't have slaves in the us, they'll be our hired "helpers" who "volunteered" to work for free
xLittleHillx: TOTALLY! hot helpers is my idea of a good life!
Kickin SY: HECKS YES IT IS!
Kickin SY: ooo, and those bracelets from the party store....we'll put tracking devices in them so if the hot helpers try to escape we'll know where they are.....but why would they want to escape from freakin sweet people like us and our frickers?
xLittleHillx: ooo they wouldn't we'd just have fun randomly zapping them cause we'd add a zapper thing!
ha! when T.A.P. girls get bored, who knows what they'll talk about! **but don't steal our idea!

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