I sat on a mountain with my tongue in my hand. I was watching the clouds turn from white to grey, and as the orbs hit the horizon, I saw the eskimo effortlessly striding up the mountainside. The eskimo offered me precious jewels, fragrances, and tea. Amidst the crashing sounds of the blitzkrieg around us, he offered me his hand, inviting me back to ( Read more... )

ah aint takin no pitchas wout no mask yo dill green tillfly cos its a free world and the moneys are a flowin out beloh da bowhouse

**ahem**

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Mr Tan is a PMEB with 3 children, a beautiful wife, and money to spend. He loves sports. The kids, according to him, love nature documentaries, and the wife just wants to fix an air-conditioning unit without help from the husband. He subscribes to Cable TV, and everyone is happy. But Mr Tan feels something is missing in his life. The thrill of the ( Read more... )

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Hello my name is bob of africa please help me i have stuck my foot in the pot

Silly Little Janey Smith was skipping along her Silly Little Janey Lane when a bear bit her on the backside.

I remember Subarashi!

Do you?

oh!
and there's the magnetic fields for tonight

:p

Over 4 days, i've managed to see:

- Counting Crows
- The National
- Shameboy
- REM
- Soulwax
- The Chemical Brothers
- Slayer
- My Morning Jacket
- The Verve
- Neil Young
- Digitalism
- Moby
- The Hives
- Editors
- Sigur Ros
- Radiohead
- Anouk
- Hercules and the Love Affair
- The Kooks
- The Raconteurs
- Grinderman
- Justice
- Beck
- deUS

have ever thought of manhandling an errant basket filled with fruits of all shapes and sizes? some sweet, some sour, some bitter, all cop ( Read more... )