I hear you and Oishi have been talking about some very... -intriguing- things~?
And I have been ordered, in a very nice way, to talk to you about it. In order to talk about it I need to know what the problem is. ^_^ He says you are feeling horny, though you've said nothing to me. I would feel sad about that if I weren't so amused~
So... would you like to talk to me about this?
I thought here would be safer for you, if I had cornered you at school I was afraid you might have run away, or issued me with laps to escape the issue~ ^_^