close encounters of the weird kind

[tenshigirl]

a few mornings ago at my bus stop, a car drove up to the other side of detroit. a woman got out and ran across the road towards me. i assumed she was being dropped off, until i noticed the magazines in her hand that said "watchtower." without any kind of greeting, she launched into the LEAST enthusiastic pitch i've ever heard

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[mavra_chang]

Drive-by Bible thumping?

[tenshigirl]

if ever there was a reason for me to make coffee for the commute...

[tenshigirl]

but it's not a fire-and-brimstone kind of hell, right? for some reason i thought it was different. i'll have to play around on wiki while i'm at work today.

i already knew about the jesus-died-on-a-stick thing, i'll tell you sometime about the LOVELY JW family i babysat for once

[ramielrising]

"umm, i'm good, thanks." = fuck off you idiotic jesus freak!

well at least in my world that is the right answer for a jw. you are just lucky it wasnt some fucking lying mormon douche. those mormons are tricky little devious fucks. be careful around them. they just want you to become the next "sister wife" in their creepy compound. sure most mormons will tell you that the lds has shunned polygamy, but it is horse-shit. they still secretly practice daughter humping and other creepy things that basically equal child abuse.

oh yeah. happy holidays.

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