Not only because I have been neglecting you, LJ, but also because I want to get my writing ability up and running again after several months of realtive disuse do I take up the pen and write once more. I'm hesitant to guarantee a revival of epic preportions, as after all I've grown out of the habit of posting on LJ every day as I did last summer. ( Read more... )

I got freeze tagged for this so I thought I'd fill it ou-

...

Um.

Could someone please crawl through my legs?

... Can't... move...

Once you are tagged you MUST write a blog about your 6 weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next six people to be tagged and list their names.1. I play with the hair ( Read more... )

He was a beastly boy, a wretch wrested from the underbelly of a garlic butter snail ( Read more... )

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Gather round, my pretties, and I shall tell you a tale, a tale to tantalize your tender suckling eyes till they bulge, I will surfeit them with caramel dumplings and clotted cream pudding. Your eyes will be so gorged that your puckered, belt-looping lids will tauten and tear till they burst forth fluids mucuous and white jelly ( Read more... )

( Sounds like me )

I'm tired. I should write. Gah ( Read more... )

Buy 1 get 1 free says the Tesco 2 quid 50 label - pepperoni or spinach ricotta pizza. No spinach ricotta, of course, but the pepperoni is noted for another time. Red pepper hoummos or plain? Plain's 30p less but 20 fewer mL but I usually have more hoummos than I need for the 6 inflating-in-stomach pitas and the red pepper doesn't add 30p's worth of ( Read more... )

The blow-up doll named Mr. Valentine appeared that day.

And their lives would never be the same.

(The hummus-encrusted spoon falls)

I ate 3 red-pepper-hummus-laden pitas today for lunch. Mmm. Damn good ( Read more... )