Ultravomit

Mar 05, 2006 01:31

Ultraviolet is quite possibly the worst science fiction film of all time. It is the most halfassed conglomeration of Matrix-esque stylizing, excessive/irrational/dance-like asskicking, pathetic scriptwriting, and total plotlessness that I have ever experienced. Words fail to describe the complete shittiness of this film. Please, whatever you do ( Read more... )

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del_guercio March 5 2006, 15:37:32 UTC
Lol, it looked like shit from the previews, I dont understand why people would bother seeing it in the first place.

If I worked in the movie theater, I would make an effort to jack off all over the film, and then play it.

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tenshinaito March 5 2006, 16:01:33 UTC
It'd probably be a much better movie if you did.

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phoenix_smasher March 5 2006, 18:18:12 UTC
Wow thanks for the heads up. Send me those pics when you get a chance. <3

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ruffryder March 5 2006, 18:28:53 UTC
milla jovovich was cool once.

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tenshinaito March 5 2006, 21:13:03 UTC
I miss those days...

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