I am virtually speechless... for any PINTB readers, you all know that this is indeed the Season of the Porn'stache. I know what my new look and vibe for 2009 will be.
He really, really is... the Princess Bride comparison is unmistakable. It looks like Elwes ran afoul of a group of High Elves that beat him with +2 Ugly Sticks of Pornographic Disfigurement.
I don't know what else to say. I was giggling and enjoying the pure cheese of a suedo Legolas with a porno mustache and then I threw up a little in my mouth. By the end there were tears. I don't know at what point they started nor how my face got so tensed up in horror and disgust.
This is my solemn promise to you, Neil, I will spread this as much as is possible for me to do so. It will not be enough. It will never be enough. But I will try. I have a renewed sense of purpose in my life now. I just don't really know why I must show this to as many people as possible....but I must...and may the gods have mercy upon them.
I would say thank you....but I think I kind of hate you right now...I have to go post it and then curl up in the fetal position under my bed...I'm sure you understand...
When I first saw this last night I could barely contain my excitement. The only thing I could do was share it with the world. Because what else do you do with something so spectacularly awesome?
I kind of feel how I did when I first saw Shark Attack III: Megalodon. My world is changed forever in ways that I will probably not understand for many more months. Possibly years.
But I DO know that someone provided money for this and someone made this and it exists.
I never in my wildest dreams thought that something could equal SA3. This does it and possibly tops it--where SA3 drags in places, this is 3 minutes of pure... yeah.
You know how sometimes something is bad enough to where it's good again? This went right past that point into bad again, right back into good, and looped around so many times it's just impossible to tell where it actually ended up.
Oddly enough, out of all the scenes it's the green guitar that's sticking in my head.
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Fuck.
I don't know what else to say. I was giggling and enjoying the pure cheese of a suedo Legolas with a porno mustache and then I threw up a little in my mouth. By the end there were tears. I don't know at what point they started nor how my face got so tensed up in horror and disgust.
This is my solemn promise to you, Neil, I will spread this as much as is possible for me to do so. It will not be enough. It will never be enough. But I will try. I have a renewed sense of purpose in my life now. I just don't really know why I must show this to as many people as possible....but I must...and may the gods have mercy upon them.
I would say thank you....but I think I kind of hate you right now...I have to go post it and then curl up in the fetal position under my bed...I'm sure you understand...
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I kind of feel how I did when I first saw Shark Attack III: Megalodon. My world is changed forever in ways that I will probably not understand for many more months. Possibly years.
But I DO know that someone provided money for this and someone made this and it exists.
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Oddly enough, out of all the scenes it's the green guitar that's sticking in my head.
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