Comments | tenticketthrill: never fear! mj's here!

tenticketthrill

never fear! mj's here!

Sep 23, 2007 22:09

WEIRD FACT: Merton Graves, the youngest (though least attractive), member of the band has discovered a recent love for goat milk and refuses to drink anything but. No, seriously. There are rumors flying around that he even bathes in it, but that's just stupid. Ridiculous amounts of body hair + goat milk = disaster.

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sagacious_d September 24 2007, 02:55:45 UTC

I never understood why they were called the Weird Sisters when there's, arguably, no actual females in the group.

Also, I'm sure if you were able to contain your glee to a manageable level, Madame Pince wouldn't be so aggravated. There's really no actual reason to voice your excitement.

tenticketthrill September 24 2007, 03:01:35 UTC

I've been trying to figure it out for the longest time. I mean, it probably has to do with, like, Shakespeare or something, but his Weird Sisters were three females and that's a Muggle book the Weird Sisters have never heard of. I suppose it's another one of life's great mysteries.

But I. Can't. Help. It. Haven't you ever been so excited you just had to let it out somehow? And I don't mean gas. Or orgasms.

sagacious_d September 24 2007, 03:13:08 UTC

Some authors transcend worlds, and Shakespeare is one of them. I have no idea why they wouldn't have read Macbeth, unless they're completely uneducated. But it's an enigma as to why they would use the symbology of three sisters when the band is made up of eight men.

No, I have not.

tenticketthrill September 24 2007, 03:27:44 UTC

I generally try not to question musicians. They're a crazy lot. Besides, the name is one thing, but I'd be quicker to question that they don't shave. Anywhere. Ever. Eventually they might end up looking like musically talented hairballs. Albeit, in Orsino Thruston's case, really fit musically talented hairballs.

Oh. Well. It's like being so excited you just have to let it out somehow. I'd probably stop if you donated to my laptop fund, if only because I'd be able to scream within the confines of my own dormitory.

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freehermione September 24 2007, 03:46:21 UTC

I'm not entirely sure you can petition the student body for money via the computers, Megan. I think that's abusing the privilege.

tenticketthrill September 24 2007, 03:50:45 UTC

Is there some kind of rule book of what is and isn't appropriate to post on these computers? Because I heard some of the Fourth Years saying you're using them to bully people into freeing elves.

freehermione September 24 2007, 04:01:08 UTC

I'm not bullying anyone into doing anything. I'm simply bringing the plight of the house elves to their attention.

tenticketthrill September 24 2007, 04:04:41 UTC

Are you sure it's really a plight? Are you sure it's not, well, not a plight?

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abbotted September 24 2007, 20:46:52 UTC

Megan! Hi!

Does he eat the goats, too, or just drinks his milk? Because I don't see how he has so much energy during performances if that's the only type of food he has. And I think Merton is rather attractive! ...Ish! He's not unattractive. Just not as attractive.

tenticketthrill September 24 2007, 23:02:30 UTC

Hannah! Hi! How wicked is this?

He drinks only goat milk, Hannah, whereas his diet remains completely unaffected. He's still eating three square meals a day and everything. And he's alright, but he's got sideburns that look like hairy boomerangs growing out of the side of his face. He plays the cello very enthusiastically, though.

But, then, he's the only one anywhere near legal enough for me to date so I suppose I shouldn't whinge too much.

abbotted September 24 2007, 23:07:03 UTC

It's amazingly wicked! I knew these journal things were good for something when I first made one.

Ohhhh, okay. I thought you meant he was living off of goat's milk, because that would be a problem. Plus it'd be kind of smelly, yeah? And yes, but imagine how cute he would look without the sideburns?

You can always date him and then once you're legal, dump him and go for one of the cuter ones. That would be a bit mean, though.

tenticketthrill September 24 2007, 23:17:20 UTC

I'm a fan of anything that lets me talk to other people, especially in the library. Madame Pince is like a drill sergent, I swear. QUIET IN THE LIBRARY. NO MUSIC IN THE LIBRARY. I'M WATCHING YOU, MEGAN JONES. Hff.

Oh, no, that would be a bit odd, even for him. And you're right, although I do still think that Gideon is the cutest of them all, even with the unfortunate hair problem.

That'd be horrid, especially if they split up fighting over me... I had a dream like that once...

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