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hello to everyone out there, (hopefully there are a few who still read my posts).
i walked around downtown portland this weekend, and had a great time. i am a super-fan of people watching, and soaked in some great sites! powell's books was super packed with humans as usual, and it seemed stuffy in there as well.
lately i have been feeling a bit ( Read more... ) -
a way of the world.
i gave in. as of the last few weeks, I have given free time to thinking about the ipad. i've seen a few people use the device during meetings and such. the apple store (they should sell apples) is a zoo. but i got through the experience and i now have one. i can join the elite and hang out and coffee shops, rip up my pants & be cool like the ( Read more... ) -
office shmoffice.
so i am back. i still work at a funeral home, and i still have stories. the turn-around time for my job is pretty constant, so i'll have lots of stories.
here's one you should enjoy...
there's this new girl at my job--we'll call her princess.
all she talks about working at a flower shop...
that everyone calls her princess...
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Humpity hello all.
so writing via iphone. crazy! yesterday i had to acquire a signature and met some dude at his salon. he was chopping some lady's hair, and through discussion found out she bred horses. what a weird job... Watching horses hump. 0_o
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my idol wrap.
i dislike how america idolizes entertainers.
nonetheless, i set my dvr on wednesday's american idol, and here is my top ten thoughts (in no specific order either):
1] paula abdul can [sorta] still dance, but i was worried she would stumble and fall over... from poppin' dem pills! (oh cmon, you know you thought about it too)
2] simon cowell is overpaid ( Read more... ) -
verbal judo.
the problem with an upset family is that it's hard to make things right. they are never satisfied.
making a family crazy-happy is possible, but it's pretty freakin tuff to do
yesterday during a service, i witnessed the rare 'jerry springer family'.
side story...
a few months ago my park ranger told me about "verbal judo", which I thought was a pretty ( Read more... ) -
swine.
so i heard about this swine flu.
i am amazed at how much this thing has spread.
i won't even read 'pearls before swine' anymore.
stay away from mexico.
i miss their lobster. :(
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unwanted death walk?
yes ladies & gents, i still work in death care. in fact, i run 14 (yes fourteen) cemeteries~!
a few weeks ago i had to get a signature on a contract. i agreed to meet the family at their house. it wasn't the safest area of town, but i didn't think that it would be that dangerous... until...
wow... check out what i found on ALL the windows of their ( Read more... ) -
it's late.
well, it's a first post after a long bat of hybernation.
ever split with someone after you've been with them for ahile? ...and now it's "put up with the sudden flashback reminders every-so-often".
ok, i'm not complaining, but it's annoying.
how the hell is everyone anyway? ---> tell me who's still out there!
hmm... i will give my friends a week to ( Read more... )