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[tequila0152]

www.urbandictionary.com/douche

My personal favorite:

2. douche 
A device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, grungey, pussy.
Example:

Jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. So, Jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for Christmas. "Oh great!" She exclaimed. "Now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood

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[_cure_for_tokyo]

hahahahaha

[tequila0152]

Isn't it beautiful?!

[sometimesydnie]

Jason is a good samaritan. Helping out the whole community!

[tequila0152]

Lmao. Isn't that just so damn nice of him? How considerate.