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I love this song, dammit. It's good.
The Douche Eating Pops Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
27th March 2010
Best Album:
'Linums Posh Misgave' 1/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Mofettes' 7/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 2nd August 2005.)
Records Sold:
56,594 in total (34,316 albums, 22,278 singles).
Reputation:
Known Locally
Groupies:
As a rather mean spirited practical joke sillybilly24 informed sometimesydnie that they were pregnant with their child. sometimesydnie suffered a mild stroke shortly afterwards.
OtherAfter realising how shite 'God Save the Queen' really was, Queen Elizabeth II instated 'Outfinds Daimio Dipodies Pour Tapestry' as the new national anthem. Another shit song for a shit country.
The Douche Eating Pops Member Profiles
_cure_for_tokyo
_cure_for_tokyo suffered a prolonged attack at the hands of a group of elderly women, who treated the The Douche Eating Pops singer to a few well placed kicks to the groin. It is safe to say that _cure_for_tokyo is becoming more of a public hate figure than Hussein ever was.
endofyourrope
Absolutely fucking absymal. Ball-rippingly terrible. Shit smearingly......shite. endofyourrope is all of these and more.
sometimesydnie
In a recent survey sometimesydnie was voted the 'Worst Bassist to Grace The Fucking Earth' in the 'Fucking 'innit awards'
toxikmartini
toxikmartini's beats are as regular as a teenage girl with a limescale coated washing machine drum for a womb.
ugettheplunger
Unable to diffentiate between the white and black keys, ugettheplunger eased the dillema by pouring white paint over all of the board.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
21
Mofettes
Aug 2005
77
Outfinds Daimio Dipodies Pour Tapestry
Sep 2005
N/A
Zoril Swarmed
Dec 2005
N/A
Avant Vermis
Feb 2006
N/A
Wander Stewbums Exciton Frees Conges Porn
Mar 2007
N/A
Avisos Breve Feyly Meagerly
Apr 2007
N/A
Sural Haloes Oolitic Toxemias
May 2007
N/A
Situate Nonobese Gangers Giglot
Jul 2007
N/A
Dingers Teguas Fluting Snubs
Aug 2008
N/A
Comrade
Oct 2008
N/A
Kamik Rattling Drouking Wrynecks Cupel Wars
Dec 2008
N/A
Abyss Wistful Rem Pagan
Feb 2009
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Grommets Riata Pummelos Coke Vamose Mortice
Jun 2005
N/A
Purl Beefalo Rhesus Cost Greeters
Jan 2007
N/A
Linums Posh Misgave
Jun 2008
northern ireland's worst
The Douche Eating Pops Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
27th March 2010
Best Album:
'Linums Posh Misgave' 1/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Mofettes' 7/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 2nd August 2005.)
Records Sold:
56,594 in total (34,316 albums, 22,278 singles).
Reputation:
Known Locally
Groupies:
As a rather mean spirited practical joke sillybilly24 informed sometimesydnie that they were pregnant with their child. sometimesydnie suffered a mild stroke shortly afterwards.
OtherAfter realising how shite 'God Save the Queen' really was, Queen Elizabeth II instated 'Outfinds Daimio Dipodies Pour Tapestry' as the new national anthem. Another shit song for a shit country.
The Douche Eating Pops Member Profiles
_cure_for_tokyo
_cure_for_tokyo suffered a prolonged attack at the hands of a group of elderly women, who treated the The Douche Eating Pops singer to a few well placed kicks to the groin. It is safe to say that _cure_for_tokyo is becoming more of a public hate figure than Hussein ever was.
endofyourrope
Absolutely fucking absymal. Ball-rippingly terrible. Shit smearingly......shite. endofyourrope is all of these and more.
sometimesydnie
In a recent survey sometimesydnie was voted the 'Worst Bassist to Grace The Fucking Earth' in the 'Fucking 'innit awards'
toxikmartini
toxikmartini's beats are as regular as a teenage girl with a limescale coated washing machine drum for a womb.
ugettheplunger
Unable to diffentiate between the white and black keys, ugettheplunger eased the dillema by pouring white paint over all of the board.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
21
Mofettes
Aug 2005
77
Outfinds Daimio Dipodies Pour Tapestry
Sep 2005
N/A
Zoril Swarmed
Dec 2005
N/A
Avant Vermis
Feb 2006
N/A
Wander Stewbums Exciton Frees Conges Porn
Mar 2007
N/A
Avisos Breve Feyly Meagerly
Apr 2007
N/A
Sural Haloes Oolitic Toxemias
May 2007
N/A
Situate Nonobese Gangers Giglot
Jul 2007
N/A
Dingers Teguas Fluting Snubs
Aug 2008
N/A
Comrade
Oct 2008
N/A
Kamik Rattling Drouking Wrynecks Cupel Wars
Dec 2008
N/A
Abyss Wistful Rem Pagan
Feb 2009
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Grommets Riata Pummelos Coke Vamose Mortice
Jun 2005
N/A
Purl Beefalo Rhesus Cost Greeters
Jan 2007
N/A
Linums Posh Misgave
Jun 2008
northern ireland's worst