Five Things Make Creator Breakdown

[teratologist]

1. I'd give my left nut to be able to finish this stupid fucking rat novel in a timely fashion. I'm convinced I could sell it now. If it takes two more years to pry it out of my brain and smear it on the page, not so much. Fuck, it'll probably take me two more years to figure out how to format the in-story emails coherently in standard manuscript

Comments

[proudduckling]

You really put Joss Whedon on a level with Stephanie Meyer? Jeez.

[teratologist]

Oh no. Joss is much, much worse than Meyer. Mad scientists are something I take personally, whereas Meyer just did some stupid shit with vampires.

[suzanna_o]

Do finish your rat novel. The evil birds sound promising, too.