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[teratologist]

A couple of nights ago I dreamed I was a pirate sailing the Great Lakes, and instead of a parrot I had two turkey vultures that would projectile vomit on my enemies in the heat of battle. I was never much for the pirate thing but this dream kind of kicked ass actually.

This may or may not have anything to do with my recent disappearance.

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[sistermagpie]

That dream's the defintion of kick ass.