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[teribeth]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you assume I'd been arrested for?

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[u8yofoot]

You shanked someone for kicking a puppy. :P

[teribeth]

But it was such a cute duck, and it told me it knew where the dungeon's supply of Private Stock was. Little did I know it was a trap!

[obandirk]

indecent cuteness.

[uncledrax]

Falling off the cliff of sanity and actually beating to death some of the people needed killing.... with a bag of dice.... and a xbox controller.

[dyschordianx]

Piracy. They tried raiding your house for drugs and prostitution, but all they found was a peg leg, a big ol' wooden keg of captain, a treasure chest full of pirated movies/music/warez and a jolly roger flag. Obviously they assumed the worse. I'd have little worry though, your cute-ness would most likely get the charges dropped.