soon i'mma make lists of the best discoveries this year, like these wonderful things ( Read more... )

as you see it it is, while the seeing lasts, dark nightmare-history, time-as-coffin; but where the water was rigid there will be fish, and men will survive on their flesh till spring. it's coming, my brother. believe it or not. though you murder the world, turn plains to stone, transmogrify life into i and it, strong searching roots will crack ( Read more... )

Michael Richards, why are you a racist bastard? why ( Read more... )

i'm really happy cause i cured my computer by reloadin my hard drive and everything. too bad i forgot to save my millions of swell links...... goddamn it. so, in the spirit of good pointless crap to be found on the ol' internet, here's some links i've been meanin to post for a while ( Read more... )

made it back to the land of ash alright ( Read more... )

it appears ol' mista bush is the second scariest world leader, accordin to the English ( Read more... )

the local ashland DAGOBA chocolate company sold its soul to HERSHEY'S for 15 million ( Read more... )

so my boss hired this new prep cook (thank god he aint no jock cook), to replace this girl who is leaving. he's really swell and a lot faster and better and more knowledgable than me, which is fine because that place could use someone like that. however, i didn't realize that i'm being relegated to workin only on wednesdays and thursdays this ( Read more... )

now i ain't one to normally go pushin economics or politics or nothin, but i thought this might be worth a gander ( Read more... )

i read roll in ston'd on occasion. i know i shouldna but i justa can'ttt fuckin help meself ( Read more... )